GOOGLE has all kinds of crazy plans but we are not sure tattooing a microphone with a built-in lie-detector into your throat will catch on.

The company responsible for suspicious barges off the coast of America and glasses that can record the world around you may have gone a little far with its latest patent, “Coupling an Electronic Skin Tattoo to a Mobile Device”.

According to Slate, it’s half Bluetooth-style microphone which would allow people to talk without complicated equipment.

But the device would also be able to tell if you were sweating which, the patent says, could detect when people are “nervous or engaging in speaking falsehoods”.

So … how’s all that ‘Don’t Be Evil’ stuff going?


JUST. THE. BEGINNING. Picture: Getty Images

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